Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
Me: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Remember when everybody had flip phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
Sometimes I feel like people don't give a shit... →
funniest10k: but then I realize I don’t give a shit about people too
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me: -clicks reblog-
The art of trolling