April 2012
- what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
- what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
- cookie package: DO NOT EAT RAW COOKIE DOUGH
- me: nods understandingly as i eat the raw cookie dough
if i ever end up being normal is it going to be like that time when spongebob became normal
Listen
DID I SERIOUSLY JUST FIND THIS ON MY DASH.
INSTANT REBLOG
OMG
BEEP BEEP BOOP
No I think you mean Beep Boop Boop Bop Boop Boop Bop.



