Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
hotforphysics: There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it Lol my solution to a frequent problem…
dontgofortheobvious: i’ve played this like 100 times, can’t stop laughing! I’m dying
Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
mvslim: sexually rubbing the wall until you find the lightswitch
bornthiswaycest: i think the reason i’m doing so poorly in school is because there are no longer new episodes of ned’s declassified
b4y: sl0ree: pizzz4: CRYINGGG pl4nes: I CAN NOT BREATHE OMFG THIS IS GOING TO BE ME IN 2 HOURS OMG GAUZE. GAUZE IS IN YOUR MOUTH
Wouldve been perf for yesterday.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4O7Bs9quI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
gaskarthseyebrows: The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
hinkel-vinkel: indefinite-bliss: marintan: ...