May 2012
Me: *breathes*
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
hotforphysics:
There are bags under my eyes. Bags of money haaha later peasants
have you ever eaten food just so no one else can have it
Lol my solution to a frequent problem…
dontgofortheobvious:
i’ve played this like 100 times, can’t stop laughing!
I’m dying
April 2012
Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
High School: What are friends
At Starbucks:
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
mvslim:
sexually rubbing the wall until you find the lightswitch
bornthiswaycest:
i think the reason i’m doing so poorly in school is because there are no longer new episodes of ned’s declassified
b4y:
sl0ree:
pizzz4:
CRYINGGG
pl4nes:
I CAN NOT BREATHE OMFG
THIS IS GOING TO BE ME IN 2 HOURS OMG
GAUZE. GAUZE IS IN YOUR MOUTH
@carolinajosephina
Wouldve been perf for yesterday..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu4O7Bs9quI&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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gaskarthseyebrows:
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest
@carolinajosephina !