Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
sweetnickiandhellaminaj: i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
kahlua-and-coconuts: are they called pets because you pet them or is it called petting because they’re pets
Plot twist: I get a boyfriend
Double plot twist: it's a celebrity
Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter
Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream
fairgroundsoldier: the-eleventh-blog: does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands? the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
book: he took a bite out of the apple
teacher: now what could the apple represent
teacher: the red paints a depiction of anger, the boy finally biting into his anger and letting it unleash all the while his innocence is being violated by the teeth of despair and the endless throat that is life and being boiled by the stomach acid of unstoppable death
book: calm down
mellrak: NATHAN IS DOING MEET AND GREETS IN THE BAY AREA BLESS YOUR FUCKING SOUL NATHAN Is it for sure now??
highsch00ls: 5evamore: when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: If you put a period at the end of your post I don’t trust you. who did this
loopsosceles-triangle: thecheeseofmychildhood: scartissueonmysoul: Recess Opening Scene remake
pesawyer: bmc4392: pesawyer: ^ What are...
fires-in-july: woke-up-underwater: rustedembrace: she’s so stoked lol same GOPY EVERY DAY
me in school: *checks time*
time: 8:00 am
me in school: *checks time 2 hours later*
time: 8:01 am
me on tumblr: *checks time*
time: 8:00 am
me on tumblr: *checks time 3 seconds later*
time: 11:59 pm October 23rd, 3035